Description |
1 online resource (165 pages) : illustrations, maps |
Bibliography |
Includes bibliographical references (page 167). |
Contents |
section 1. The building blocks of the core principles -- section 2. The history of terrorism and what your government is doing to stop it -- section 3. A bunch of chapters we decided to put in section three -- section 4. All the other chapters that didn't appear in section one, two, or three -- section 3. Several chapters that would have been more appropriate for section three although we overlooked it at the time. |
Note |
Print version record. |
Summary |
Become a soldier in the war on terrorismwithout having to leave the housewith this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like Could I be dating a terrorist?, Which minority groups should I be afraid of?, and Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?, this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times every morning to confuse attackers to the final closet and under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay. |
Subject |
Terrorism -- Humor.
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Terrorism -- Prevention -- Humor.
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Terrorism.
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LITERARY CRITICISM -- American -- General.
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HUMOR -- Form -- Parodies.
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Terrorism. (OCoLC)fst01148101
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Terrorism -- Prevention.
(OCoLC)fst01148123
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Genre/Form |
Humor. (OCoLC)fst01423696
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Electronic books.
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Added Author |
Arnstein, Larry, 1945-
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Other Form: |
Print version: Arnstein, Zack, 1980- Ultimate counterterrorist home companion. Santa Monica, Calif. : Santa Monica Press, ©2007 9781595800251 1595800255 (DLC) 2007025918 (OCoLC)145940841 |
ISBN |
9781595809766 (electronic bk.) |
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1595809767 (electronic bk.) |
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9781595808592 (electronic bk.) |
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1595808590 (electronic bk.) |
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