Hamlet and me -- Discovering life in a murphy bed -- From Jew in a jockstrap to Natalie's beau -- Charm school -- How I invented the bow and arrow, directed by Roger Corman -- Not so magnificent -- Going solo -- Speaking out: war, peace, and an actor's voice -- They wanted to slap my face -- Annus horribilis -- Prague summer -- Still unsolved? -- "If you'll put hour head between Marisa's legs... -- Epilogue.