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020    1602392749|q(electronic bk.) 
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100 1  Bowen, Scott. 
245 14 The vampire survival guide :|bhow to fight, and win, 
       against the undead /|cScott Bowen ; illustrations by Adam 
       Bozarth. 
264  1 New York, NY :|bSkyhorse Pub.,|c[2008] 
264  4 |c©2008 
300    1 online resource :|bcolor illustrations. 
336    text|btxt|2rdacontent 
337    computer|bc|2rdamedia 
338    online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 
490 1  Zen of Zombie Series 
505 0  Also from Skyhorse Publishing; Title Page; Copyright Page;
       Table of Contents; Introduction -- Vampire Uprisings in 
       America; Chapter 1 -- The Nature of the Beast; A Quick 
       Guide to Vampires and the Vampire Uprising; The Underlying
       Cause; Vampire Physiology and Needs; Sizes, Shapes, and 
       Abilities; Appearance, Dress, and Personal Style; 
       Vulnerabilities; A Note About Covens; Chapter 2 -- 
       Combating Infection in Yourself and Others; Changes in the
       Victim's Personality and Habits; Changes in Appearance; 
       Caring for the Afflicted; Quarantines; What to Do About 
       Bites If Alone. 
505 8  Mental Combat with the Rising VampireHousing a New Vampire
       Securely; What to Do If You're in a Relationship with a 
       Vampire; Chapter 3 -- Your New Job: Killing Vampires; 
       Scared, or Prepared?; Weaponry and How to Use It; The 
       Survival Lifestyle: Getting Your Groove On; Die, Vampire 
       Die ... Why Won't You Die?; Destroying Covens; There Is No
       Overkill: Obliterate, Decapitate, Cremate; Proper Handling
       of Dead Vampires; Only You Can Prevent Vampire 
       Reanimation; Chapter 4 -- Saving Your Own Neck (and a Few 
       Others); Home Defenses; Trapping Vampires; Outdoor Self-
       Defense; Preparing Your Family. 
505 8  Creating an Anti-Vampire NetworkAssembling Your Vampire 
       Fighters; The Vampire Black Market; Chapter 5 -- The 
       Gathering Doom; The Vampires' First Move; Rural, Suburban,
       and Urban Survival Situations; What the Government Will 
       and Won't Do; Surviving the Bureaucrats with Guns; Chapter
       6 -- As the Blood Gushes . . .; The Human Threat; 
       Extralegal and Psychological Issues; Resisting Celebrity 
       Vampires; Resisting Political Vampires; If You Kill a 
       Celebrity Vampire; When Does It End?; Dangers of the Final
       Stages; Going Out After Dark; Afterword. 
520    Vampires have walked among us for thousands of years. 
       These reanimated corpses survive by draining and consuming
       the blood of the living, and their threat to humanity 
       cannot be ignored. Throughout the centuries, professors 
       and peasants have offered their own vampire-fighting tips,
       but these were often old wives' tales, based more on 
       superstition than on fact. Here, for the first time, is a 
       comprehensive vampire-fighting guide for the twenty-first 
       century. In the tradition of bestsellers like The Zombie 
       Survival Guide and The Zen of Zombie, The Vampire Survival
       Guide covers everything you need to know to protect 
       yourself from vampires. Topics include the habits and 
       routines of vampires, how to tell if somebody you know has
       become a vampire, how to protect yourself from attack, how
       to set traps, what to do if you must fight off multiple 
       vampires, how to cleanse an entire town after devastating 
       vampiric attacks, and much more. It confronts head-on the 
       most terrifying situation of all?that of being bitten by a
       vampire?by providing the reader with numerous approaches, 
       rooted in both science and medicine and religion, for 
       fighting off blood-suckers before it is too late. Vampires
       are found in every country in the world?not just in 
       Eastern Europe and Sunnydale, California. With the human 
       population expected to reach over 9 billion by the year 
       2050, confrontations between men, women, children, and 
       vampires are increasingly inevitable. This guide is the 
       human race's best hope. 
588    Description based on print version record. 
650  0 Vampires|vHumor. 
650  7 HUMOR|xGeneral.|2bisacsh 
650  7 Vampires.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01163968 
655  7 Humor.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01423696 
700 1  Bozarth, Adam. 
776 08 |iPrint version:|aBowen, Scott.|tVampire survival guide.
       |dNew York, NY : Skyhorse Pub., ©2008|z9781602392748
       |w(DLC)  2008012883|w(OCoLC)213495463 
830  0 Zen of Zombie Series. 
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