Prologue: To be or not to be -- Part I: The Gelded Age -- The coming of age: births vs. dearths -- Going...going...gone: demography vs. delusion -- Men are from Venus: primary impulses vs. secondary impulses -- Part II: Arabian Night -- Flying the coop: big mo vs. big mac -- The anything they'll believe in: Church vs. State -- The four horsemen of the Eupocalypse: Eutopia vs. Eurabia -- Part III: The new dark ages...and how to lighten up -- The state-of-the-art primitive: the known unknowns vs. the knowingly unknowing -- The unipole apart: America vs. everyone else -- The importance of being exceptional: citizens vs. dependents -- The falling camel: last legs.