LEADER 00000cam a2200553Ii 4500 001 ocn396046400 003 OCoLC 005 20160518074739.7 006 m o d 007 cr cnu---unuuu 008 090613s2007 cauab ob 000 0 eng d 019 647766679|a781297027|a908091544 020 9781595809766|q(electronic bk.) 020 1595809767|q(electronic bk.) 020 9781595808592|q(electronic bk.) 020 1595808590|q(electronic bk.) 035 (OCoLC)396046400|z(OCoLC)647766679|z(OCoLC)781297027 |z(OCoLC)908091544 040 N$T|beng|epn|cN$T|dOCLCQ|dEBLCP|dE7B|dOCLCQ|dVALIL|dIDEBK |dTEFOD|dOCLCF|dOCLCQ|dTEFOD|dYDXCP|dOCLCQ|dTEFOD|dAU@ |dRECBK|erda 049 GTKE 050 4 PN6231.T555|bA76 2007eb 082 04 818/.607|222 100 1 Arnstein, Zack,|d1980- 245 14 The ultimate counterterrorist home companion :|bsix incapacitating holds involving a spatula and other ways to protect your family /|cZack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein ; illustrations by Bryan Duddles. 264 1 Santa Monica, Calif. :|bSanta Monica Press,|c[2007] 264 4 |c©2007 300 1 online resource (165 pages) :|billustrations, maps 336 text|btxt|2rdacontent 337 computer|bc|2rdamedia 338 online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 504 Includes bibliographical references (page 167). 505 0 section 1. The building blocks of the core principles -- section 2. The history of terrorism and what your government is doing to stop it -- section 3. A bunch of chapters we decided to put in section three -- section 4. All the other chapters that didn't appear in section one, two, or three -- section 3. Several chapters that would have been more appropriate for section three although we overlooked it at the time. 520 Become a soldier in the war on terrorismwithout having to leave the housewith this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like Could I be dating a terrorist?, Which minority groups should I be afraid of?, and Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?, this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times every morning to confuse attackers to the final closet and under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay. 588 0 Print version record. 650 0 Terrorism|vHumor. 650 0 Terrorism|xPrevention|vHumor. 650 4 Terrorism. 650 7 LITERARY CRITICISM|xAmerican|xGeneral.|2bisacsh 650 7 HUMOR|xForm|xParodies.|2bisacsh 650 7 Terrorism.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01148101 650 7 Terrorism|xPrevention.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01148123 655 4 Electronic books. 655 7 Humor.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01423696 700 1 Arnstein, Larry,|d1945- 776 08 |iPrint version:|aArnstein, Zack, 1980-|tUltimate counterterrorist home companion.|dSanta Monica, Calif. : Santa Monica Press, ©2007|z9781595800251|z1595800255 |w(DLC) 2007025918|w(OCoLC)145940841 914 ocn396046400 994 93|bGTK
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