Prologue -- Let's see what we've got bear-wise -- The James Bond of vertebrate zoology -- The polar bear capital of the world -- Vacation in Bogland -- Pretty dumb for being so smart -- The truth is that we just don't know -- Polar bears need crime labs, too -- Sniff away -- Going nuclear -- I think we should move to Churchill -- A perfect place for a bear attack -- Beartopia -- This is a disaster -- Bedeviled from the start -- Polar bear pitchman -- The greatest conservation generation -- Scare them and they will come -- Never look a polar bear in the eye -- Dial 675-BEAR -- Nice day for a drive -- Don't touch the bears and don't feed the bears -- Looking for Narnia -- The bear whisperer -- Bunny huggers -- They know they are safe here -- Circus bears -- Bear in the air -- All creatures great and small -- The heavy hitters speak -- Apocalypse now, or maybe later -- Epilogue.
