Foreword / by Dr. Kevin T. Fitzgerald -- Finding Noah's Ark -- August: The Karens -- September: Randy and the sticky buns -- October: Cheryl knows best -- November: Mort the conqueror -- December: Brenna and the skunk -- January: Big Mac -- February: Tanya and the snake -- March: Raoul at the Ferret Club -- April: Greta can't get a break -- May: Don't mess with Sophie -- June: The rolling tortoise -- July: Grant and Chloe have a "thing" -- August 1992: The big test -- Epilogue.