How to Write One Joke in Two Decades -- Field Day of Dreams -- Growing a Pair : My First Set -- A Not-So-Clean Comedic Start -- Performing at the Wharf -- Out of the Nest -- L.A. Woman -- Diagnosis Focus -- In Good Hands -- Reality Sets In -- Message in a Bottle -- My Next-to-Perfect Wedding Day -- That First Year -- With a Little Help from My Friends -- Going Public -- One Step Forward, Two Steps Back -- Back to Basics -- Maybe Baby -- Tom Sawyer -- The Right Tape at the Right Time -- The Letterman List -- Forget the Cutting Room Floor -- Anticipation -- What Are Friends For? -- Next -- Dying to Do Ferguson? -- On a Roll? -- Small Peaks and Big Valleys : 2008 and 2009 -- So Close -- Finish Line.