LEADER 00000nam 2200421Ii 4500 001 frd00001969 003 CtWfDGI 005 20150911145449.0 006 m eo d 007 cr un ---anuuu 008 150828s2009 xx eo 000 0 eng d 020 9780740789601|q(e-pub) 024 3 9780740789601 040 CtWfDGI|beng|erda|cCtWfDGI 050 4 RC87 082 04 362.1/8|223 100 1 Lang, Rocky. 245 10 Confessions of Emergency Room Doctors /|cRocky Lang. 264 1 [Place of publication not identified] :|bAndrews McMeel Publishing, LLC,|c2009. 264 4 |c©2009 300 1 online resource (208 pages) 336 text|btxt|2rdacontent 337 computer|bc|2rdamedia 338 online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 506 Access limited to subscribing institutions. 520 Rocky Lang and Dr. Erick Montero offer up more than 200 firsthand accounts of emergency room dramas along with bizarre and insightful medical facts and stats inside Confessions of Emergency Room Doctors. Sample entries include: * Strange Disease Fact: A melcryptovestimentaphilliac is someone who compulsively steals ladies underwear. * Dr. Brown, Chicago Hospital, writes: "A woman came into the ER, ready to give birth, followed by her husband and about ten kids. Their last name was King. We took her to the operating room and soon I came out and announced that he was the proud father of a baby boy--I told him his wife said that he should name the little one. Mr. King scratched his head and said, "Gee I just don't know, I've just about used up all the names I can think of." He glanced up at a sign that read, "No Smoking." "That's it," he says, "I'll name him Nosmo-- Nosmo King. 538 System requirements: Adobe Digital editions. 588 0 Print version record. 650 0 Hospitals|xEmergency services|vMiscellanea. 650 0 Emergency medicine|vMiscellanea. 650 0 Emergency physicians|vAnecdotes. 650 7 HUMOR / General.|2bisacsh 655 0 Electronic books. 700 1 Montero, Erick. 776 08 |iPrint version:|aLang, Rocky.|tConfessions of emergency room doctors.|dKansas City, Mo. : Andrews McMeel Pub., c2007.|z9780740768637 (paper)|z0740768638|w(DLC)2007923205 914 frd00001969
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