| Description |
175 pages : color illustrations ; 18 cm |
| Bibliography |
Includes filmography (pages 168-175). |
| Summary |
A tongue-in-cheek guide to surviving a horror movie. |
| Contents |
Welcome to the terrorverse. How do I know if I'm in a horror movie? ; How do I know what type of horror movie I'm in? ; C.R.A.V.E.N. (cover, recon, arsenal, vehicle, escape, north) ; The seven deadly horror movie sins ; How to survive a horror movie high school -- Slasher survival school. The slaughterhouse five: five types of slashers and how to defeat them ; How to survive summer vacation ; How to survive a night of babysitting ; How to stay awake for a week -- Inanimate evil. How to survive a haunted house ; What to do when an evil vehicle wants you dead ; How to defeat a killer doll ; How to tell if an object is evil -- Crypt-ography. How to survive a cemetery ; The good, the bad, and the deadly: know your ghosts ; How to kill the living dead ; How to kill a vampire ; How to tell if you've been dead since the beginning of a movie -- Monster mash. How to survive a global alien attack ; What to do if it follows you ; How to survive a space-based horror movie -- The Satanic 'versus'. What to do if your corn has children in it ; Four ways to handle a witch ; How to perform an exorcism ; What to do if you only have seven days to live ; How to defeat Satan -- Appendix: additional study materials. |
| Subject |
Horror films -- Miscellanea.
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Horror films -- Humor.
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Parodies -- Humor.
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Ghosts.
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Horror films. (OCoLC)fst00960370
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| Genre/Form |
Humor. (OCoLC)fst01423696
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Humor.
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| Added Author |
Craven, Wes, writer of foreword.
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| ISBN |
9781683691464 (softcover) |
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1683691466 (softcover) |
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