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008    180330s2018    nyu           000 h eng c 
010      2017055070 
019    1001323109 
020    9781250144386|q(hardcover) 
020    1250144388|q(hardcover) 
020    |z9781250144393|q(ebook) 
035    (OCoLC)1037885424|z(OCoLC)1001323109 
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100 1  Papa, Tom,|eauthor. 
245 10 Your dad stole my rake and other family dilemmas /|cTom 
       Papa. 
250    First edition. 
264  1 New York :|bSt. Martin's Press,|c2018. 
300    xii, 286 pages ;|c25 cm 
336    text|2rdacontent 
337    unmediated|2rdamedia 
338    volume|2rdacarrier 
505 0  Mom & dads. No presents for Dad ; Call your mother before 
       she's dead ; Tiger Mom vs. Ice-cream Mom ; Things you find
       on Mom ; Don't ask your father ; Your children should at 
       least think you might spank them ; Things you find on Dad 
       ; Stop trying to be cool -- Children. welcome to plain 
       pasta, can I take your oder? ; The kid with the googly eye
       ; Your baby doesn't want to go anywhere with you ; Boys 
       stink ; How to yell at your children ; Morning people ; In
       defense of family vacations ; The happiest place on earth?
       ; No fighting before coffee ; Least popular baby names ; 
       School sucks! -- Family life. Someone threw up there ; 
       Worst family vacation spots ; Nuttier than a fruitcake ; 
       No phones at the tablay ; Stay out of the emergency room ;
       Tell me that story again ; Bad family games ; Birthday 
       parties belong at home ; Fun family traditions -- 
       Husbands. There are no great guys ; Don't drag him to an 
       art gallery while on vacation ; Things husbands lie about 
       ; You aren't marrying who you think you are ; John is dead
       -- Wives. The wife lie detector ; the importance of the 
       forced romantic getaway ; We'll sleep when we're dead ; 
       That cute thing she does ; What men think their wives do 
       in the bathroom ; Leave the past alone ; There's no such 
       thing as a soul mate -- Pets. Your cat thinks you're too 
       needy ; Your dog doesn't want to go to a restaurant with 
       you ; Get a fish ; Good family pets ; Requiems for Smokey 
       ; Bad family pets -- Grandparents. Fishing for sky ; Old 
       people shouldn't twerk ; Perfect gift ideas for Grandma ; 
       Who's watching who? ; Bad gift ideas for Grandma -- The 
       outlaws. Your father-in-law doesn't like you either ; Best
       places to bring your daughter's boyfriend ; Your Mom's not
       the boss of me -- Brothers & sisters. Mistake in the woods
       ; The brother I never had -- Aunts, uncles & cousins too. 
       Cool aunt vs. creepy aunt ; Uncle Al, all the kids' pal ; 
       Cool things to do with your uncle when you're young ; Your
       cousins will ruin your life -- Strangers. Rocky Road ; New
       Americans (Trolls ; Techno-idiots ; The super sports fan ;
       The angry, middle-aged white guy ; Hot moms ; Know-nothing
       life masters) ; People to avoid on a plane -- And 
       finally...just eat the bread. 
520    Stand-up comedian and family man Tom Papa explores how we 
       deal with our inescapable relatives and their bizarre 
       behavior. A warm, hilarious book that saws deep into every
       branch of the family tree and uncovers the most hysterical
       and surprisingly meaningful aspects of our lives. 
650  0 Families|vHumor. 
650  0 Parenting|vHumor. 
650  0 Parents-in-law|vHumor. 
650  0 Siblings|vHumor. 
650  0 Grandparents|vHumor. 
650  0 Aunts|vHumor. 
650  0 Uncles|vHumor. 
650  0 Cousins|vHumor. 
655  7 Humor.|2lcgft 
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