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Author Papa, Tom, author.

Title Your dad stole my rake and other family dilemmas / Tom Papa.

Publication Info. New York : St. Martin's Press, 2018.


Location Call No. Status
 Berlin-Peck Memorial Library - Non Fiction  814 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Bloomfield, Prosser Library - Adult Department  814 PAP    Check Shelf
 Burlington Public Library - New Books  814 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Canton Public Library - Adult Department  818.602 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Cheshire Public Library - Adult Department  306.8502 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Enfield, Main Library - Adult Department  818 PAP    Check Shelf
 Glastonbury, Welles-Turner Memorial Library - Adult Department  818.602 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Newington, Lucy Robbins Welles Library - Adult Department  818.6 PAPA    Check Shelf
 Plainville Public Library - Non Fiction  818.602 PAP    Check Shelf
 Simsbury Public Library - Non Fiction  818.602 PAPA    Check Shelf
Edition First edition.
Description xii, 286 pages ; 25 cm
Contents Mom & dads. No presents for Dad ; Call your mother before she's dead ; Tiger Mom vs. Ice-cream Mom ; Things you find on Mom ; Don't ask your father ; Your children should at least think you might spank them ; Things you find on Dad ; Stop trying to be cool -- Children. welcome to plain pasta, can I take your oder? ; The kid with the googly eye ; Your baby doesn't want to go anywhere with you ; Boys stink ; How to yell at your children ; Morning people ; In defense of family vacations ; The happiest place on earth? ; No fighting before coffee ; Least popular baby names ; School sucks! -- Family life. Someone threw up there ; Worst family vacation spots ; Nuttier than a fruitcake ; No phones at the tablay ; Stay out of the emergency room ; Tell me that story again ; Bad family games ; Birthday parties belong at home ; Fun family traditions -- Husbands. There are no great guys ; Don't drag him to an art gallery while on vacation ; Things husbands lie about ; You aren't marrying who you think you are ; John is dead -- Wives. The wife lie detector ; the importance of the forced romantic getaway ; We'll sleep when we're dead ; That cute thing she does ; What men think their wives do in the bathroom ; Leave the past alone ; There's no such thing as a soul mate -- Pets. Your cat thinks you're too needy ; Your dog doesn't want to go to a restaurant with you ; Get a fish ; Good family pets ; Requiems for Smokey ; Bad family pets -- Grandparents. Fishing for sky ; Old people shouldn't twerk ; Perfect gift ideas for Grandma ; Who's watching who? ; Bad gift ideas for Grandma -- The outlaws. Your father-in-law doesn't like you either ; Best places to bring your daughter's boyfriend ; Your Mom's not the boss of me -- Brothers & sisters. Mistake in the woods ; The brother I never had -- Aunts, uncles & cousins too. Cool aunt vs. creepy aunt ; Uncle Al, all the kids' pal ; Cool things to do with your uncle when you're young ; Your cousins will ruin your life -- Strangers. Rocky Road ; New Americans (Trolls ; Techno-idiots ; The super sports fan ; The angry, middle-aged white guy ; Hot moms ; Know-nothing life masters) ; People to avoid on a plane -- And finally...just eat the bread.
Summary Stand-up comedian and family man Tom Papa explores how we deal with our inescapable relatives and their bizarre behavior. A warm, hilarious book that saws deep into every branch of the family tree and uncovers the most hysterical and surprisingly meaningful aspects of our lives.
Subject Families -- Humor.
Parenting -- Humor.
Parents-in-law -- Humor.
Brothers and sisters -- Humor.
Grandparents -- Humor.
Aunts -- Humor.
Uncles -- Humor.
Cousins -- Humor.
Genre/Form Humor.
ISBN 9781250144386 (hardcover)
1250144388 (hardcover)
9781250144393 (ebook)
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