Lose my virginity -- Apologize to Rachel -- Get back at Biff -- Jam and party with Shakes the Clown -- Laugh in death's face -- Go to Africa -- Rob a bank -- Tell Mark to screw himself -- Find out why Grandpa and Dad don't talk -- Tell the truth.
Summary
Just after his best friends make a list of things sixteen-year-old Ted should do to live it up, he learns that he has ingested poison and will be dead in twenty-four hours--which might be enough time to do everything on the list.