February 2002: the Tri-State crematory scandal -- Preantiquity through the eleventh century -- Sir Henry to the rescue -- Baron De Palm gets hot -- Dr. LeMoyne fights for the American retort -- The fire after the hurricane -- Villa, Shorter, and the Vatican -- "I'll give it a shot": arranging my own cremation -- John F. Jennedy Jr.: icon of cremation -- Diamonds are a girl's/man's best friend -- The dead wives club (how murderers use cremation to cover up their crimes) -- Tri-State revisited -- Ted Williams, the future of cremation and SARS.