The uncensored mafia guide for college students : essential advice for surviving college and dorm life : everything I wish I knew before school / by Antonio Rossini.
On teachers -- On roommates -- There's always help -- Deny everything -- Never put it in writing -- The first two weeks -- Use legal terms -- Self defense -- Theft & trust -- Don't get it in your name -- On locals -- Diarrhea -- How students die -- On fighting -- On parties -- Get it in writing -- Stuff to bring to school -- On cheating -- Meeting people -- Getting good grades -- Making extra money -- Other stuff.