Meet Helena Andrews. Sassy, single, smart, and yes, a bitch. After watching a skit on Saturday Night Live, she was at first offended, then came to realize that being a bitch is sometimes the best way to be (except when it's not). Follow her chronicle, exploring why popular culture hasn't moved past its old attitudes about strong black women.
Contents
Dirty astronaut diapers -- Getting my hair undid -- The beatitudes of St. Clair -- Riding in cars with lesbians -- Mileage -- A bridge to nowhere -- Chasing Michelle -- "Perfect girl" and other curse words -- Helena Andrews has the best pussy in the world -- Walk like a woman -- Dry v-wedgies -- RuhBuhDuh -- Trannygate -- G.H.E.I. -- The new B word -- Your sixteen cents.