Acid-washed Samaritans -- The three find-me-a-blind-person mice -- Bluegrass ladies of faith -- The meek shall inherit the F word -- Branches -- Joseph and the McAlpins bargain-basement blazer -- The relic of Saint Margaret -- The pagan frog pin of General Drive -- The crayon-writing on the wall -- Afflicted -- Good Christian women -- Damaged goodness -- The burden box -- Long-haired prophets -- The missal launch -- Queens of the holy wilderness -- Fearsome ministrations -- The wretched immortal -- And the angels sang -- Cat's in the manger.