A chaotically joyous collection of essays from one of the original influencers and the internet's sweetheart, Bretman "The Baddest" Rock.
Contents
Born to be beautiful -- Halo, asong babae -- Bitches be fighting for me -- Island girl -- Bad bitch in school -- My mahalo to the Māhū -- I can be whatevah -- Too short to be a stripper -- My fat puss & butch body -- It's not you; it's your penis -- Hey girl hex -- Adulting like a motherfuxer -- That front-row life -- The bitches who made me who I am today -- The slap(s) that changed the world -- This one's for you, Dad -- Be your baddest bitch self.
