Light in the attic -- Front row to hear old Johnny sing -- Freakin' at the Freakers' Ball (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show) -- Monsters I've met -- Unicorn (The Irish Rovers) -- Dragon of Grindly Grun -- Marie Lavaux Bobby Bare -- Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out -- Sylvia's mother (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show) -- Taker (Kris Kristofferson) -- Homework machine -- Ickle me pickle me tickle me too -- Crowded tub -- Rock 'n' roll band -- Cover of the Rolling Stone (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show) -- Daddy what if (Bobby Bare) -- Zebra question -- Plastic -- Couple more years (Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson) -- Peanut-butter sandwich -- Queen of the silver dollar (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show) -- Generals -- I got stoned and I missed it -- Boy named Sue (Johnny Cash) -- Boa constrictor.