Abe Lincoln vs. Madison Avenue ; The cruise of the U.S.S. Codfish -- Merchandising the Wright Brothers -- Driving instructor (Pilot script for a new TV series) -- The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (and Storm Door Co.) -- Bus drivers school -- Retirement party -- Ledge psychology -- Rocket scientist -- The Uncle Freddie Show -- Introducing tobacco to civilization -- The Siamese cat -- Defusing a bomb -- A friend with a dog -- The expectant father -- On poodles and planes -- The man who looked like Hitler -- King Kong -- Returning a gift -- Buying a house -- Ben Franklin in analysis -- Daddy of all hangovers -- On trains and planes -- Modern witch doctor.
