The hot ticket -- The survey: gay? straight? -- The clicker (For the Maggie funs) -- My first rebanning (Hi Barbara Walters!) -- Happy Sunday (More Maggie!) -- Cover me -- Oprah is a Deity (and I think she is full of sh**) -- The Osmonds were never cool -- Freaky doll people (Demi? oh Yeah!) -- Straight guys wake up! -- Our new Daddy's coming -- Wizard of Woz -- My run in with Spielberg.
