Poolside at the leisureplex -- Early symptoms -- Tinned and sweating on a broken conveyor belt -- Never-never land -- The desperate period -- Lacking courage -- Upgrade everything -- Ah-ha-kwe-ah mac (The place where it rains) -- We are liquid -- Asteroid and neptunians -- Gone native -- The best sofa bed in the world -- Giant depressed squid -- Mike's thing -- When piggybacks don't fly -- Walls of glass -- Hitting nineteen -- Reverse millionaire -- And the lion opens its jaws -- The white room.