Introduction -- Requiem for zen -- Generation returned -- Wasta -- Virgin in Beirut -- Arab Alex -- Hizbollah acne -- Palestinian Red Bull -- Badly drawn girls -- Designing the revolution -- 'I need a right' -- The Cairene sensei -- The new Eve -- The problem with being rewish -- Daddy comes home -- I killed the song -- Gezzing -- Fulla pink -- The Muslim Fight Club -- Epilogue -- Afterword -- Acknowledgments.