| Edition |
First Simon and Schuster hardcover edition. |
| Description |
x, 291 pages ; 20 cm |
| Summary |
The author shares her southern-style perspectives on motherhood, offering whimsical advice on surviving real-world challenges, from child foibles to limited finances. |
| Contents |
Holy Shit! -- Igmo Husbands -- How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman -- Past Your Due Date? -- There Are Already Plenty of George Foremans -- Baby Food -- Life Is Hard Enough: Pledge Beta -- Let's Eat! -- Naps and Other Sleeping Opportunities -- Brother's Keeper. Low Pay, Few Benefits -- Penii -- Potty Training -- You Might Think It's Funny but It'snot -- Find a Hole and Fill It -- Loveys -- Traveling with Kids -- A Pulse Does Not a Babysitter Make -- Kids' Parties -- The Tooth Fairy and Other Skulduggery -- Kids' Cussing -- Sex Talk -- Stranger Danger -- Discipline, Values, and Remaining Unincarcerated -- Manners Matter -- It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse -- Housework Kills Plenty of People All the Time -- More Play, Less Fray -- Endings. |
| Subject |
Child rearing -- Humor.
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Motherhood -- Humor.
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| ISBN |
9780743278362 alkaline paper |
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0743278364 alkaline paper |
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