| Edition |
First edition. |
| Description |
278 pages ; 21 cm |
| Contents |
pt. 1. Coping with it all -- Do not disturb (I've got that covered) -- Pessimism : overrated -- Portal to Hell : the RadioShack experience -- A very unhealthy club -- We're saved : the trouble ticket is in -- Home depots -- One at a time -- Dear person who I am writing -- pt. 2. But is it art -- Or we could see a movie -- Ungainly : my triumphs in the musical theater -- Television and how it's shaped us in balls of dough -- Young Master Chillingshead -- Bravo -- Behind music -- pt. 3. This modern world -- Virtual me -- When a chair is a card -- Password : yawn -- A serious speech to businesspeople -- Sir, you are wearing a milk carton -- Wacky morning misrepresentation -- Think you're wrong : think again -- Not terribly weird -- pt. 4. The great outdoors -- Animals : worth saving -- Country Bob's extra-dark cabin -- Tennis tips -- They really, really blow -- pt. 5. Remembrance of stings past -- Tips on getting stung by wasps -- Ineffectual woo -- Little did we know -- L.A. diary -- Odd job -- How nice to see you, piece of asparagus -- Did he say "meep" -- pt. 6. Busy bodies -- Moist as I wanna be -- Bad hair person -- Rethinking the backside -- The sorry state of men's fashion -- My shorts are silent no more -- Those things are, I'm afraid, my feet -- pt. 7. Food & stuff -- A panegyric to meat -- Van Gouda : when did cheese become artisanal -- Tea, you should be leaving now -- Lunch on the Serengeti -- pt. 8. Me, myself & I -- Who do I think I am -- Couch mover : retired -- Hooray, I'm Danish -- Friend good -- Yes, I have never been mellow -- Professor Good-natured -- Please tell me, do I like that -- A Midwest apologia, if that's okay -- pt. 9. The whole famn damily -- Painful blessings -- Grumpy floppy and the flo-flo -- The kids today, they can't get enough of me -- Uncle Solomon -- Do as I say -- Oh, look at me, I have friends -- Story time. |
| Subject |
American wit and humor.
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| Added Title |
Mind over matters |
| ISBN |
0060936142: $14.95 |
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