| Description |
224 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm |
| Summary |
"In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he's serious about that title: "When my daughter can legally commence dating--February 24, 2040--I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased") to funeral instructions ("I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner"), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a father's ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert ("It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers")"-- Provided by publisher. |
| Contents |
Introduction -- Sophie, Stella and the Bieber plan -- Manliness -- What women want -- Death -- Nothing! Really -- "Grammar" -- Air travelers' FAQ -- Seeking wifi in the Holy Land -- How to become a professional author. |
| Subject |
Families -- Humor.
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Parenting -- Humor.
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| ISBN |
9780399165948 hardback |
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0399165940 hardback |
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9780425272848 16.00 |
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0425272842 16.00 |
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