A tree grows in Manayunk -- The pride and the pity -- Our crap is twenty times better than their crap -- Don't get it right-get it written -- Twelve steps to death: the screenplay -- I'll play the part, and I won't need rehearsing -- The first cut is the deepest -- Making a big splash -- The kid doesn't stay in the picture -- If you're worried about looking ridiculous, you're in the wrong movie -- Waiting is the hardest part -- The golden headless horseman -- Dissed in Dallas.