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001    ocn814455051 
003    OCoLC 
005    20160914022016.0 
008    130514s2013    nyu           000 0deng   
010      2013016261 
019    841483882 
020    9781592408320|q(hardcover) 
020    159240832X|q(hardcover) 
020    9781592408764|q(paperback) 
020    1592408761|q(paperback) 
035    (OCoLC)814455051|z(OCoLC)841483882 
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050 00 PN6231.P2|bM34 2013 
082 00 306.874|aB|223 
100 1  Magary, Drew. 
245 10 Someone could get hurt :|ba memoir of twenty-first-century
       parenthood /|cDrew Magary. 
264  1 New York, New York :|bGotham Books,|c[2013] 
300    viii, 242 pages ;|c23 cm 
336    text|btxt|2rdacontent 
337    unmediated|bn|2rdamedia 
338    volume|bnc|2rdacarrier 
505 00 |tMalrotation --|tMerriweather Post Pavilion --|tChicken -
       -|tGymboree --|tSlow guy --|tPrincesses and paleskins --
       |tCaesarian --|tEvening at the improv --|tFlathead --|tDUI
       --|tSpinning wheel of death --|tFaka --|tHoddub --|tThe 
       creek and the coffee cup --|tElectric toothbrush --|tNits 
       --|tThe list --|tFunland --|tPizza night --|tNICU. 
520    In brutally honest and funny stories, Drew Magary reveals 
       how American mothers and fathers cope with being in over 
       their heads (getting drunk while trick-or-treating, 
       watching helplessly as a child defiantly pees in a hotel 
       pool, engaging in role-play with a princess-crazed 
       daughter), and how stepping back can sometimes make all 
       the difference (talking a toddler down from the third 
       story of a netted-in playhouse, allowing children to make 
       little mistakes in the kitchen to keep them from making 
       the bigger ones in life). It's a celebration of all the 
       surprises--joyful and otherwise--that come with being part
       of a real family. In the wake of recent bestsellers that 
       expose how every other culture raises their children 
       better, Someone Could Get Hurt offers a hilarious and 
       heartfelt defense of American child rearing with a glimpse
       into the genuine love and compassion that accompany the 
       missteps and flawed logic. It's the story of head lice, 
       almost-dirty words, and flat head syndrome, and a man 
       trying to commit the ultimate act of selflessness in a 
       selfish world. 
600 10 Magary, Drew|vBiography. 
600 17 Magary, Drew.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01927092 
650  0 Parenting|vHumor. 
650  0 Fatherhood|vHumor. 
650  7 Fatherhood.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst00921848 
650  7 Parenting.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01053407 
655  7 Biography.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01423686 
655  7 Humor.|2fast|0(OCoLC)fst01423696 
994    C0|bCKE