Intro: Over my dead body -- 1. How do I work this? -- 2. A grave undertaking -- 3. We can do that? -- 4. It's my party and I'll die if I want to -- 5. I have some sad news -- 6. Lend me your ears -- 7. Amazing grace -- 8. I got it at Costco -- 9. Where's fido? -- 10. "What-if" questions -- 11. As time goes by -- 12. Just the facts.