1. The monkey's burden -- 2. Helping till it hurts -- 3. Law school's best-forgotten lessons -- 4. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat and the other 99% of your life -- 5 A lawyer's dual life -- 6. The joke's on us -- 7. The almighty billable hour -- 8. The APC factor : the truth about clients -- 9. Market day at the legal bazaar.