"A spontaneous act of radical self-expression" -- "You may already be a member!" -- "It felt like glory" -- "It ain't ever happening again" -- The fall of the temple of the three guys -- "Of course it's all right to shoot papa satan!" -- The world's most dangerous drink blender -- "The ass has spoken!" -- "This isn't what the real world is like" -- "You can burn your own car" -- Leave no trace -- "Beyond the valley of the groovy" -- We all did the right thing.