So you want to be a perfect Christian -- Joining the right church -- Worshipping like a pro -- Doing life together -- Serving in church without ever lifting a finger -- Looking really spiritual online -- Striving for personal perfection -- Conforming to mainstream Christian beliefs -- Quarantining your home from the worldly wastelands -- Crusading against the heathens -- Fighting on the frontlines of the culture war -- Congratulations, you've arrived!
