Introduction -- Prologue -- First day back -- Pump and circumstance -- Blend until smooth -- Home away from home -- Milk duds -- Nanny 911 -- Sleeping like a baby -- Stressed breast -- Bottle strike -- Crying over spilled milk -- Breastmilk for the soul -- Working from home -- Business-class blues -- Indecent exposure -- Brain drain -- Detour ahead -- The graduate -- Big news! -- Epilogue.