Online resource; title from PDF title page (EBSCO, viewed August 21, 2018).
Contents
Intro; A Finely Tuned Apathy Machine; CONTENTS; THE DOORKNOB; THE ARCADE SECURITY CAMERA SHOW; NEW; THE IGA KISSING BANDIT; LOST DOG; HOT DOGS ON EVERYTHING; ALL THE WAY TO THE DUMP; BESTER McNALLY'S FOWL TALE; CASUAL SEX BOOKENDED BY TWO GRATUITOUS HOT DOG PIZZA SCENES; DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION; THE KETCHUP WE WERE BORN WITH; PIT; WORKER'S COMPENSATION; CREAMED CORN FINALE; HER PLASTIC DAISY AND THE CANADIAN WATER TO GROW IT; ACKNOWLEDGMENTS.