Foreword -- Crashing into Hong Kong -- Sex on the plane -- Confessions of a food handler -- If crew bunks could talk -- Animal planet -- Horny crew in the cargo hold -- In-flight supermarket -- Indian passengers on board -- Twin terrors -- "You little bitch!" -- Are you lonesome tonight? -- Buckle up! -- Save our noses -- Courier this for me -- Gold diggers -- Sky nanny -- The haunted galley -- Here comes Dr Love -- Quarantine matters -- Pain in the plane.
After her hilarious national bestseller The Sky is Crazy: Tales from a trolley dolly, which sold 10,000 copies, Yvonne Lee continues to unravel the outrageous and sometimes bizarre happenings on board the airplane with another new book.