Cover; Title Page; Copyright Page; Table of Contents; I The Best Saucisson in Paris; II Sink or Swim; III Adelaide is Hungry; IV Thomas Needs a Toke; V On Your Marks; VI Puking; VII English Lessons; VIII Broadsides; IX Watch Out for Vapors; X A Man's a Man; XI People Can't Fly; XII Endless Piles of Laundry; XIII Caló Flamenco; XIV The Army Marches; XV Roliça; XVI Hiding in the Bushes; XVII The New Moon; About the Author.