| Description |
xiv, 205 pages ; 23 cm |
| Contents |
Forget rules for catching a husband. How 'bout rules for catching a life? Mistress of our domain: Beauty tips from mental institutions -- Skip the spa. Viva Las Vegas! -- If you can't order dessert, you can't ask for a raise -- We don't shape history by shaping our thighs -- Niceness: Barf -- PMS is a power tool -- Your clitoris is Disneyland -- Playing well with others: Our booty, ourselves -- Every idiot we date is one less idiot we risk marrying -- Fish who need bicycles (thinking girl's guide to love) -- Marriage ain't Prozac -- So what's wrong with a little Lesbian wedding? -- We are the fashion police -- Wisdom from Dickville -- Family. Oy. How to survive your relatives -- Ruling the world: Everything we need to know we learn from shopping -- Career advice and nail polish -- Never mind a penis, we'll take a bigger paycheck -- Latifah weapon, Brooklyn porn -- Play like a girl, watch like a girl -- Give us that ol'-time religion--so we can clobber sanctimonious morons with it -- How to handle lunatics, perverts, and right-wing Republicans -- Onward, vixen soldiers! -- Conclusion: So who ever said we were supposed to be happy? -- Acknowledgments. |
| Subject |
Women -- Conduct of life.
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| ISBN |
0446675776 |
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9780446675772 |
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