Green River virgins -- Home water -- Bed & breakfast -- Timing the strike -- Casting blind -- On a fly -- Geoffrey's wife -- Why fly fishing ain't my cup a tea -- Messing with the river gods -- A guide's advice -- Richard said that -- In search of the holy grayling -- Reading the water -- The facts -- Degree days -- On becoming a fly-fishing artiste -- The compleat [sic] adventures of Brooke E. Trout -- Blood knots -- Quitting.