More years in school = dumber kids? -- Lousy schools = lousy workforce? -- Poverty : grinding down achievement -- "Plummeting" SAT scores -- The shrinking SAT elite -- No child left behind : the perfect law--as in The perfect storm -- Handing over schools to business -- Charter schools go off course -- Vouchers : a good way to destroy public schools -- "Dumb" teachers -- Rising costs, flat scores -- International comparisons -- Knowledge nostalgia : the dumbing of America? -- Hey, big spender -- Throwing money at the schools -- Public versus private schools -- Hanging in or dropping out?