Knock, knock! -- The door is closed! -- Stop that knocking! -- Who's hammering on the door? -- Open the door! -- Who's pounding at the door? -- Let me in! -- Stop that noise! -- What's that noise? -- I'm all knocked out! -- Knock it off! -- Who's beating the door down? -- Hold your horses! -- Tap, tap, tap! -- Stop beating the door! -- What's that rapping noise? -- The doorbell is broken! -- Please go away! -- Stop that pounding! -- You have the wrong address! -- Who is it?
Summary
Get ready for some fantasti c, door-knocking fun with this crazy collection of quirky quips ...
