If I don't go crazy -- John Keats -- The juniper tree -- Taking it home to Jerome -- All my jellies -- Ode to disappointment -- You've built your own mosque -- Get up, please -- John the conqueror -- Ode to lists -- Oh, well -- The juggler of Notre-Dame -- The minotaur -- Come to find out -- Let's take off -- I had a girl -- A few old things -- Is Spot in heaven? -- Mrs. Jones -- Girl groups -- I believe you are death -- Old poets -- The nematode -- Gnürszk.